Monday, March 30, 2015

Day to day Down Under

I was asked to talk a bit about the day to day things here, food, shopping, people and how it is different from the US.

Let me start with some of the fun/funny things that are different, and so different that you really have to see it with your own eyes to believe it.

You know how you get carded in the grocery stores to buy beer or wine? No, not our kids, but 50-60 year olds who are obviously over 21. Well here you can get anything alcoholic in DRIVE THRU bottle shops. http://www.youngaustralianhotel.com.au/drive_thru.html



Yes, they're everywhere!
I have never been carded (stop laughing). And there is no tolerance here for what they call "Drink driving", so this easy availability for alcohol is puzzling. Drinking is part of their culture here, beer especially.

As Americans we think of Foster's Lager when talking Australian beer. I can't remember seeing Fosters anywhere, anytime. It's not on tap in restaurants, or in the bottle shops. It is brewed in Britain, and imported here. It has an international presence but not an Australian one. Go figure, it's owned by the same company that now owns Miller/Coors, SABMiller a South African Brewer. VB or Victoria Bitters is much more popular, or the XXXX brand. John's new favorite is XXXX Bitters. It was an exhaustive search but he did find one he liked. Oh, and a bottle of beer is called a stubbie.
XXXX Stubbie


Food is whole new kettle of fish. Most of the grocery stores are very similar to ours in the US. Food is sometimes called different things but for the most part you can gather what it is by the label. The eating out part of food can be challenging. For instance, you often see Bugs on the menu. This isn't the creepy crawly kind you step on or scream at your husband to squash, no this is the kind that swims in the ocean and has a shell. Bugs is a type of crustacean in Australia, also known as Mortensen Bay Slipper Lobster.
Slipper Lobster or Bugs

On the other hand, we were perusing menus on line in Brisbane last weekend and a traditional Australian Restaurant was recommended to us. We went online to look over the dishes they served and one dish had ants as an ingredient, just a sprinkling of ants, but ants. That and kangaroo steak (which we heard has an issue with worms) did it for me, we kept looking. 

Australians love their fried food. Everything is fried. I think this is why some of them are so fat. Sorry no other way to say it. Queensland is the fattest state in Australia and Bundaberg is the fattest city in Queensland. I think that makes it the fattest city in Australia. (OK math folk, a=b,b=c,c=a)
We noticed the really heavy people in Brisbane and wondered if they were visiting from Bundaberg. We are now calling people from Bundaberg, Bundaburgers. (This is akin to Oak Parkers, or New Yorkers) I know it's a stretch. 





I did not take these pictures as both John and I thought it insensitive to take a photo of someone and randomly put it in this blog without their permission.  These are off the Internet but typical of what we see here all the time. Like the US, the lack of exercise and over eating has caused increases in Type 2 Diabetes and hypertension. I know how people struggle to loose weight, I have my lifetime Weight Watchers token to prove it. But the obesity here is incredible. I never expected to see it. I have Elle McPherson in my minds eye when I think of Australians.
And this is after kids.

The overwhelming take away from meeting Australians is how friendly they are. We first experienced that 3 years ago when we visited the first time. Whether you are making conversation at the grocery store, or ordering a sandwich at Subway, people are happy and really friendly. The guy at the car wash was happy, making conversation, and even John's patients thank him for taking care of them. And these are people who aren't feeling good,(I'm feeling crook) and they are nice and friendly. It's jarring.
The not so good things, my perspective only here, are that they like to gamble, they like their adult entertainment stores, and they like to drink. I guess these vices could be challenged, but I'm not too keen on any of them. The gambling thing is in every restaurant, Pokies,Keno or slots, that sort of gambling. Maybe the adult stores are more of a Bundaberg thing, but there are a lot of them in Bundy. I don't need to post a picture of these, you get the idea.

We are still getting used to seeing people barefoot.....everywhere. I am not talking about kids at the pool or beach, I am saying adults, teens, grandma's, grandpa's, children, and babies. You can walk barefoot into stores, restaurants, churches



and worst of all, hospitals! John has had patients who he swears haven't washed their feet in a year. YAA-UCK! I guess it's a cultural thing here, although we didn't see it when we were in Sydney. Bundaberg is considered "country", rural even, that with a population of 55,000. There is a lot of farming here so I guess that counts as rural. John said one of the nurse's explained that the farmers only buy one pair of boots a year, so they only wear those in the fields and go without shoes everywhere else.  I guess I'm just a germophobe but I can't get my head around it. You can imagine what John is up against when someone has a foot problem and there's a year's worth of grime and dirt on the soles of his feet. (That was just one patient, don't want to exagerate) Just another interesting aside of living in Australia. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, doesn't exist here.

Some of the interesting expressions we have heard and laughed about over and over:

Something suspect: dodgy
A male person: bloke, female person: sheila
Really good friend: mate
Someone with whom you're living: your partner (usually not married)
Something sassy: Cheeky
Anyone: lovie
Well done: Good onya
A mess: looks like a dogs breakfast
I think: I reckon
Lost: gone on a walk about
Not feeling well: I feel crook
No problem: no worries
A silly person: a silly Galah

These are Galah Cockatoos (from where the expression came)


As much as we'd love to incorporate these into our vernacular they don't sound the same with our American accent, we're working on it, and we may try them on you next time we see you.
We're cheeky blokes!

So besides that the facts that they talk funny, they drive on the wrong side of the road, they use their knives and forks differently, they work to live, (rather than living to work as Americans do), we are all cut from the same cloth. I think that's why it's comfortable to live/visit here, at least we've found it enjoyable and entertaining.








Monday, March 23, 2015

Brisbane by train

We managed to escape for a few days to the big city of Brisbane. After our drive FROM there in January we decided to take the Tilt Train from Bundaberg to Brisbane.

This train is electric and takes about the same amount of time as driving but you can read (sleep) or watch a movie, or just relax. We only had about 2 hours in Brisbane the first time there, just enough time to have John show is credentials in a non-descript office building for medical licensing which was mandatory for starting his job in Bundaberg. When that chore was finished we headed for the Bruce Highway and a 4 hour (really 5 1/2) drive to our new place.
http://www.queenslandrail.com.au/

Fast forward 3 months, we're back to Brisbane but this time to sight see and experience Australia's 3rd largest city. We had plans to check into our hotel (The Urban)
early as we arrived at 10am. (You can do math but we had to leave Bundaberg at 5:15am to get to Brisbane by 10am.) We were just a short walk to the hotel which was recommended to me because of its' close proximity to the train station. They let us check in early so we could drop the luggage and get to the double decker bus for the tour around the city.

So we headed to the CBD (you see this everywhere) and it stands for City Business District and the information office for tourists. As we walked to the CBD we both looked at each other and said, "have we been here before, this street, this park, it looks familiar"? Well it was exactly where we had to go to get his licensing done, the very street, the park we had to walk through.....so bizarre as this is a large city. We got over the coincidence of it and got to the info center, purchased our tickets and away we went.
John found his 'Roos!



http://theaustralianexplorer.com.au


We managed to pick the HOTTEST March day on record to travel to Brisbane. It was well over 95 degrees with full sunshine as we climbed to the open air top of the bus. We brought hats and sunscreen, but when that bus stopped in traffic, it was beastly. I won't bore you with all the stops and sites they drove by, but we decided to get off at the South Bank
stop which is a place that everyone said we needed to explore. It was noon (somewhere) or later so lunch and a BEER
John's favorite beer 
sounded really good. This area has a man made beach right on the river, which was packed with people and kids trying to cool off. It also has many eateries, pubs and shops. We found a spot to eat, ordered that beer, and had a nice lunch.
South Bank Beach

Ferris Wheel at South Bank

After our lunch break we climbed back on the bus and chose the air conditioned lower level of the bus, it was just too hot and the traffic was stop and go. We got all through the tour and headed back to the hotel as we wanted to relax before dinner, which was to be with the former chairman of the Bundaberg Emergency Department. For those of you who didn't get an email update, the chair of the ED abruptly announced his leaving last Friday, and was gone. He had spoken to John privately last Friday about his leaving but he would love to get together while we were in Brisbane, anyway.  Greg (the former chairman) and his family lives in Brisbane, he commuting from Brisbane for the past 6 years. Making this a boring aside, the get together didn't happen, too many family obligations, so John and I were on our own for dinner.

We cleaned up, and hopped back on the double-decker (we used this as our taxi) to get back to Chinatown where we had a recommendation for dinner. It was a long ride as rush hour on a Friday afternoon commenced, and it was still hot. So much for cleaning up and feeling fresh.....this will come up again.  We ate Peking Duck at Enjoy Inn Restaurant, and decided at 8:30'ish it was time to head home. We realized that it was a short walk back to the hotel, 1.6 km, and the evening had brought cooler temperatures, so we walked back. Yes, we know we are not party animals, we could have been clubbing it into the wee hours of the morning but not really our style. Besides we had another whole day to figure out what to do.

Saturday brought cooler and cloudy weather. We really hadn't seen the news or weather but there were some breaks in the clouds, we weren't concerned about rain. We got back on the bus and off for a big brekky at South Bank. We were happy to find a little market with all kinds of booths where we could spend money, at least I was happy to find it. This area is where we pick up the CityCat water ferry which crisscrosses the river picking up travelers. We decided to ride it to the end and then back.
Catamarans is where the "CAT" comes from


We were happy to take the city in by the water, there was no narrative as this wasn't a tour, but because we had ridden the bus we knew what we were seeing.
This cruise ship was being loaded with supplies for the Island country of Vanuatu which had been devastated by Cyclone Pam 2 weeks ago
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What we weren't pay attention to was the sky, which was getting darker and darker as we headed back from where we started.
Story Bridge
John Banfield,  Engineer of this and Harbor Bridge in Sydney
Well, there was a women next to me who's mum had just texted her the current weather radar. She told us that this supercell of thunderstorms would just skirt Brisbane, we'd get just the edge of it. OK, we'll get off and just walk back to South Bank where we were sure we could get a cab if need be.
We were in the middle right of this image


Oh Holy Night, if this storm didn't hit and hit in a hurry. We got off the boat and within 30 seconds we were soaked with rain coming down sideways and wind at about 50mph. We stayed under the cover of the boat landing but then the lightning started so we thought getting up to cover would be better. The rain was coming down in sheets, we learned it was 80mm/hour (31/2 inches), and by the time we made it about 1/4 block to the closest building, we were soaked to the skin. If this was the edge of the storm the center of it would have been unbelievable! We stayed there talking to some other Americans that had just arrived from Rochester, NY, and they wondered if this weather was what to expect. We told them that this was the first rain we had seen in a month, they just lucked out!

We stayed there about 30 minutes, the rain appeared to be lessening, and the CityCat ferry was approaching which meant we could get back to the other side of the river where our hotel was. We jumped on and literally just crossed the river and got off. The rain started up again, but since we were soaked already, it really didn't matter. We found ourselves right near the Queensland Parliament Building (Brisbane is the capital of the state of Queensland) or compound, which would have been busy if it hadn't been a Saturday, but it was Saturday and not a car or cab in sight. So we started walking not entirely sure where we were going. I think we walked about 15 minutes and started seeing cabs, not for hire, but at least they we around. I'm just going to tell you that we ended up walking back to the hotel, it was about a 1 1/2 miles, and luckily it was warm enough to not be chilled to the bone. BUT-this is the first time since we arrived that I've felt cold. Truly, the weather has been so sultry, I call it "soft air", that feeling cold felt kind of good. 

We ended up cleaning up, canceling our reservation for dinner which was quite a distance away, and going with a restaurant within walking distance, which was Lebanese. Never had Lebanese food, so it would be an adventure in eating. We thought we knew where we were going, and John had gone down to the front desk to get cab ordered if needed, but it was not raining. Off we go walking, and within 3 minutes the rain came, again. Not amused or pleased, in fact you could say I was humorless at this point, and then we couldn't find the place. I had just had it being wet. We found the place, eventually, and ordered wine and beer. The food was OK, we ended up sitting next a gal who was from the US, a pediatrician, who was in Brisbane for a PALS course (Pediatric Advanced Life Support). She heard our accent and struck up a conversation about her journey here. She lives in Gladstone, about 100 miles from us, north. She is the only Pediatrician for miles, the only one at the hospital, and is on call 5 out of 7 nights a week. We feel very lucky that John's workload is nothing like that. She is hoping to get some help, but for the time being she is really overworked. 

So I end this hoping it wasn't boring, we didn't get to do half the things we had hoped in Brisbane because of the rain on Saturday, but we will go back and try again. The train was very easy, and driving it could work, too. We left on Sunday morning to come back to our unit on the beach, and we are happily home.

Ahh, Bargara










Tuesday, March 10, 2015

What's in a name?

One of the things you can't help but notice when you arrive in Australia is the plethora of unusual names for towns and cities. It is a virtual menagerie of incredibly crazy names, some of which you can't start to pronounce. We can start in Queensland, the state where we live and towns that are very close to us in Bundaberg/Bargara.

How's this for a start?
Gin Gin not to be confused with Tonic Tonic, or Lime Lime

Town of 1770  we had our reef adventure fro here, named for the year Captain Cook Landed on
Australia.

Banana  Located south of Rockhampton it's well known for it's beef cattle but no bananas as far as the eye can see!

Humpybong  Lovely name originating from when the British abandoned the area in favour of settling Brisbane leaving behind empty huts or "humpies". Humpybong means "dead shelters" in Aboriginal. (edit here, there are over 100 Aboriginal languages, it's like saying that's in "Asian")

Gympie (pronounced gimpy) a fairly large town about 100km from Bundaberg. This name would never "fly" with political correctness in US!

Here are some from around Australia
Bong Bong maybe a new definition from the original? 
Bowna um, this is a family blog (both in New South Wales, NSW)
Burpengary burping Gary
Come By Chance yes, a real name
Humpty Doo not the one who had the fall
Innaloo well, a loo is a toilet
Mount Buggery bugger is a mountain
Gooloogong not to be confused with Grong Grong which means campground

Moolooloo slippery ridges

Tittybong If your looking, it's just north of Teddywaddy

Wineglass Bay now this is a place I need to check out!

Woolloomooloo Aboriginal name meaning young kangaroo

and finally,
The End of the World The western most point of Tasmania
Map of Australia


This is coming from an American who lives in state with names like:
Oconomowoc

Baraboo

Bohner's Lake

Coon Valley

Spread Eagle

Mukwanago

Embarass 
and 
Wanderoos


Again, many are Native American names as the Aboriginal names, and just a different language, so to us, the Euro Trash Invaders on both continents, they sound very funny.

But to end I have to give it up to the Kiwi's who's country has the longest name in the world, 
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
(I would have used a bigger font but it wouldn't fit on the page.)
North and South Islands of New Zealand

Your assignment is to place all those towns and cities on the correct maps. Now don't tell me you don't have time for this, I know better.

Happy hunting!










Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Politics....here we go

Before we left for Australia we discussed how we would handle discussing politics. This may seem like a silly thing to talk about before you even leave, but experience has proven that it's best to have a plan before you get into trouble.

Not that this comes as any news flash but it could be said that John and I lean to the conservative side of political discussions. We have many opinions that vacillate but overall we are conservative without apologies. That said, my opinions are not in lock step with John's, but we do agree on most of the "big issues". Most of our friends, and family, are not conservatives. It's not a problem, I don't think, maybe I'll hear otherwise after I post this, but we agree to disagree. Often we have colorful discussions that end with head shaking on both sides, but that's our America.

Now to why we talked about our opinion sharing while in Australia. We saw first hand over the past few decades of traveling abroad that as Americans you have a target on your back. Whether we were in England, Germany, Spain, Egypt, NZ or Australia, people want to engage in US bashing. I get it, after 9/11 we did things which many countries did not agree. Unfortunately for Scott (our oldest son), who spent a gap year in Germany after high school, our country had become involved in the Iraq war and he was in the hot seat at school and in many social events for the whole invasion. We actually learned from him to just keep your head down.  Even in his host family's house he wasn't safe from the assault on America. Remember, too, that Germany is an isolationist country, they don't engage in the skirmishes around the world. They try to stay neutral and with the aggressive nature of the US in the war on terror, he was up against it. Whether you agreed with it or not, the Germans Scott knew, hated Bush....the collective Bushes. So we saw first hand how our astute son handled himself. It was a mine field when we visited him in Germany, he just sat back and prayed we didn't go too far in defending our country.

So we had this discussion on how NOT to piss people off, too soon, at least. (excuse my language here) Keep your opinions to yourself, don't engage, don't give out advice, that kind of discussion. I should also tell you that we arrived a month before their big election for Premier of Queensland (like our governor), which was hotly contested.

Here, the Liberal Party is conservative. The Labor Party is liberal and very pro-union. Once I got my head around that I could focus on what was going on as far as the election went.

The Liberals have been in power pretty much nationwide for a few years. The Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, is a liberal. He has had a good majority in their Parliament and has gotten some of the liberal (read conservative) platforms through. That has met with dissatisfaction from the Labor party which has seen sacred cows of the unions go private, trimming of the governmental workforce, which is unionized, and a pull back from welfare, which they call "the dole". Your standard conservative was happy with the changes, and your standard liberal was angry. (These are the American definitions)

(This is more than you probably want or need, so ignore if bored with it.)

Key Terms

There are several key terms that you should be familiar with when studying the political system in Australia:
  • Right-wing is generally used to refer to the area of the political spectrum associated with various types of conservative thinking, as well as a belief in letting the market operate free from government intervention.
  • Left-wing generally refers to the part of the political spectrum associated with socialism and small 'l' liberal thinking (as opposed to the Liberal Party in Australia, which is right-wing). Left-wing beliefs generally promote varying degrees of government control of welfare and industry as well as a focus on social justice and environmental issues.
  • Economic rationalism is a philosophy which became popular with Australian governments in the 1980s and 1990s. In short, the basic idea of economic rationalism is that government and bureaucracies should not intervene in the activities of a free market.
  • Liberalisation is the term given to the relaxation of government restrictions or control over the market.
  • Conservative politics usually favour traditional values and a variety of right-wing beliefs. In basic terms it is the opposite of progressive politics.
  • The Coalition is the name given to the alliance between the Liberal Party and the National Party.
  • Balance of power usually refers to the position held by one political party, or a coalition of minor parties, whose support of a Bill can give a governing party enough votes to pass legislation.

Introduction

The political scene in Australia is dominated by the two major parties (Liberal and Labor) and as such is what is called a two-party system. Due to the nature of the parliamentary system in Australia, however, minority parties and independent members of parliament can have a significant influence on legislation, government policy and elections.

Liberal Party of Australia

The Liberal Party of Australia was founded by Prime Minister Robert Menzies in 1944. Since that time it has dominated the right-wing of politics in Australia and ruled for large parts of the period since the end of World War II. The Liberal Party competes for power with the Australian Labor Party both at a federal level and in State and Territory elections.
The Liberal Party has held power in federal politics since winning government in 1996, and governs in its traditional coalition with the National Party. In recent times, however, the Labor Party has generally been in power at a State and Territory level.
The Liberal Party is generally in support of free market economic policies and advocates the liberalisation of finance and business. Historically, the Liberal Party has had different economic policies, such as implementing high import taxes, but since the 1980s they have been the party of economic rationalism.
In terms of social policy, the Liberal Party is a conservative party. Under Prime Minister John Howard, the Liberal Party has pursued a tough stance on mandatory detention for illegal immigrants, and has been steadfast in its support of Australia's alliance with the United States, particularly in the area of foreign policy. As a whole, the Liberal Party pursues a conservative economic and social agenda.

National Party

The National Party of Australia is a conservative political party whose members and constituents tend to be from regional and rural areas. The National Party was originally called the Country Party, and historically has been in a coalition with the Liberal Party of Australia at both federal and State levels. In general, when the Liberal-National coalition is in power, the leader of the National Party is given the position of Deputy Prime Minister.
As the National Party's members and supporters tend to come from rural areas, the party is closely associated with the agricultural community. As such, they are known for their support of primary industries and their focus on agricultural trade.

Australian Labor Party

The Australian Labor Party (ALP) began as a political affiliate of the trade union movement. The ALP is officially a social democratic party. In recent times the ALP has been in opposition at a federal level (since 1996) but has been in power in many Australian States.
Historically, Labor's policy platform has changed as society itself evolved. Originally very focused on the labour movement and workers' rights, the ALP has, over time, moved more towards the centre and embraced more market-based principles. The Hawke government (1983-1991), for example, privatised the Commonwealth Bank of Australia and Qantas airlines in the 1980s. For a Labor Prime Minster to do this would have been unimaginable a few decades earlier.
Since the beginning of the 1970s, the ALP has become more a middle-class party. Its supporters tend to be educated white-collar professionals, such as teachers, public servants, university lecturers, journalists, lawyers and union officials. These supporters generally favour the government becoming involved in implementing social justice and welfare alongside economic prosperity. Over time, the concerns of the ALP have spread from traditional blue-collar issues like workers' rights to include women's issues, environmentalism, and international affairs.
In summary, the ALP was originally built on the twin themes of social justice and workers' rights, but in the 1980s and 1990s the Hawke and Keating governments embraced economic rationalism so as to propel the economy into prosperity.

Minority parties

Other minority parties in the Australian system include the Australian Greens, the Democrats and the Family First party, as well as other special interest parties. These parties can have a significant influence on legislation and government policy if they hold the balance of power in a parliamentary house at a federal or State level.

The state of Queensland (where we live) has a Liberal Premier but was divided, (what does this sound like?) and they had a Labor Party candidate that was putting up a good fight for the office. The election was on the last Saturday in January. The TV and radio ads where constant, lawn signs everywhere, bumper stickers, and nonstop coverage on the news. This election was considered a benchmark for the rest of Australia in that if they voted out the Liberals, the rest of Australia might follow. Every state and territory has a different election day, Queensland was the first in the new year, New South Wales is next, that is where Sydney is located, in late March. That election, too, is very close.  The Liberal Party was voted out in Queensland in January. This election set up a crisis for Tony Abbott, the Prime Minister,
who was under what they call a "spill motion". Basically a vote by Parliament to remove him. He survived this motion by a 2/3 vote to retain him. But this has caused him to pull way back on some of his initiatives that got him elected. In other words, no one is happy with him now. He has an uphill battle for his survival and his party's. I think I have this right, but his tenure is very tenuous.

Add to all of this, wall to wall coverage of  2 convicted Australian drug dealers who are facing the firing squad in Bali. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-31705745  I think you call this a zero tolerance law for drug dealers. Australia doesn't have the death penalty and for 9 years the government has tried to get the sentence commuted to life in prison by the Indonesian Government. http://www.news.com.au/world/death-row-prisoner-myuran-sukumaran-awarded-associate-degree-in-fine-arts/story-fndir2ev-1227242180369 It isn't going to happen. I expect by the weekend they will be dead. Of course, it, too is wall to wall coverage.
The pair has lost their last appeal and today are getting moved to an island where the execution will take place. It has been agonizing to see the families hang on to hope after hope with each appeal. The pair have been model prisoners who have started an art therapy program at the prison where they've been held all these years. One of the convicted is a good artist, soon to be infamous. Their rehabilitation worked and they would desperately like to live.


Every country has its' issues. America's and Australia's have similar issues. Both countries are blessed with wonderful natural resources, a population of smart, industrious folk who want the best for their motherland, even if they don't agree on what that means. Both country's have a population of people who feel underserved and displaced. Just like the US, the racial issues are very real and very hard to fix. We have tried to listen and absorb what is transpiring around us, of course we have our thoughts on many things. So far we have not gotten into any arguments on the political side of things. In the short time we've been here we could have argued on any/all of these issues, add life/death penalty, national health care and the right to life/death issues.

As a"visitor" I think it's best to take it all in and keep my thoughts to myself. I also have to remember that John is now a government worker.